Happy Jesus Ween!

Some Christians just can’t keep their hands off. Every event and celebration has to be splashed over with the same, tired coat of evangelistic paint, like a religious grey goo.

Halloween is no exception: a Texan pastor is suggesting a Christian twist on this fun holiday. You see, the kiddies are learning all about witches and demons (which everyone knows are real), so they ought to be learning about the Sweet Baby Jesus too. So, instead of candy, pop a little Bible in the trick-or-treat baskets this year.

Yuck.

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Update: Thank you Stephen Colbert!

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