Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene have apparently returned.
And they have chosen Australia as their destination.
And they’re a pretty cute couple, I must say.
Unsurprisingly, people are actually falling for it, and donating considerable sums of money to Jesus and Mary’s Divine Truth ministry.
Best of all, though is the profound irony dripping thick, yet unnoticed, from the lips of the local Anglican Bishop, Phillip Aspinall, who exhorts us to be careful when exploring “new movements”: especially true he says, “for people who are seeking meaning in their lives and as a result may be vulnerable”. Yes, indeed.